Two Dogs, New Carpet

Hmmm. We've already torn around the house like a small tornado for the past two hours, bonked heavily into the coffee table fourteen times, permanently scared both Cats into the basement, pawed at the back door four seconds after being Let Out, tripped The Lady at every step and knocked over her tripod, fought over who gets to go first (repeatedly) up and down the stairs, and gone mental with jealousy every time one or the other Gets Petted, making it basically impossible for either of us to Get Petted at all. What should we do now? I know. I'll impress My Friend with My Rollover. Whaddya think? How awesome am I?!!!!? PRETTY AWESOME!!!!! Hey, her eyes are closed! She wasn't even watching!